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User avatar Legendslayer222
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Subject: An Unreal Poem

Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 11:06

An Unreal Poem
By Legendslayer222

Oh Skaarj, Oh Skaarj,
He is not easily seen,
He can shot from afar,
And he’s camouflage green.

Oh Merc, Oh Merc,
Such an annoying foe,
He shields like a jerk,
'Till you wanna’ stamp on his toe.

Oh Nali, Oh Nali,
Will help you and pray,
They fought for Na Pali,
But were enslaved anyway.

Oh Brutes, Oh Brutes,
Leave foes like wrecks,
But have brains like newts,
And just don’t have necks.

Oh Krall, Oh Krall,
The Skaarj herd ‘em like sheep,
They’ll act like a pal,
And kill you in your sleep.

Oh Slith, Oh Slith,
Climbing out of the water,
How horrid they writhe,
Shoot ‘em, you oughta’.

Oh Manta, Oh Manta,
Flies with a playful flail,
‘Till it swoops like it’s in a canter,
And stabs you with its tail.

Oh Human, Oh Human,
So nearly dead,
But he rose up doomin’
The Skaarj instead.


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What do you all think?

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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 12:16

Tentacles, Flies, Bitterfishes, those ISV Kran Blobbthingies, Predators, Warlord, Skaarj Queen, Space Marines and Spinners are missing...

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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 12:31

Creavion wrote:Tentacles, Flies, Bitterfishes, those ISV Kran Blobbthingies, Predators, Warlord, Skaarj Queen, Space Marines and Spinners are missing...


I don't need to use every monster (and you missed Devilfish).

What do you rhyme with Tentacle? Plentiful? Sentinel? Doesn't really work... :rolleyes:
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 13:11

It was.. only a joke? :/
However, nice poem.

And not only Devilfish was missing.. also the Squid.

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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 13:50

Also Gasbag... And Pupae... And Titan... And Nali Cow.

What's a Predator?? This RTNP little thing?

Anyway, cool poem.

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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:20

qtit wrote:Also Gasbag... And Pupae... And Titan... And Nali Cow.

Ooh ops, I really failed :lol:

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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:37

And Birds. And Horseflies. And the Chameleon. And the Hawk.
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:51

Now your getting out of hand... Why don't you go on to list out monsters from other games aswell? :rolleyes:

(No... please don't... Comments on the poem would be preffered...)

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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 15:16

:lol:

I like it.
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 16:12

It was good :tup:
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 16:25

I want the ONP guy reading it out. Is it possible? (no I'm not joking)

Good job though... you should make some haiku too
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Post Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 02:37

Ah haha...made my day :lol:
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Post Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 23:01

NicolasEymerich wrote:I want the ONP guy reading it out. Is it possible? (no I'm not joking)

Good job though... you should make some haiku too


Oh god yes :lol:
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Post Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 23:12

NicolasEymerich wrote:I want the ONP guy reading it out.


If anyone has the capabilities to do this, you are welcome to it. Just link the recording to this forum in a format I can listen to.

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Post Posted: 03 Jul 2009, 02:16

amzing!
made my day

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