An Unreal Poem
By Legendslayer222
Oh Skaarj, Oh Skaarj,
He is not easily seen,
He can shot from afar,
And he’s camouflage green.
Oh Merc, Oh Merc,
Such an annoying foe,
He shields like a jerk,
'Till you wanna’ stamp on his toe.
Oh Nali, Oh Nali,
Will help you and pray,
They fought for Na Pali,
But were enslaved anyway.
Oh Brutes, Oh Brutes,
Leave foes like wrecks,
But have brains like newts,
And just don’t have necks.
Oh Krall, Oh Krall,
The Skaarj herd ‘em like sheep,
They’ll act like a pal,
And kill you in your sleep.
Oh Slith, Oh Slith,
Climbing out of the water,
How horrid they writhe,
Shoot ‘em, you oughta’.
Oh Manta, Oh Manta,
Flies with a playful flail,
‘Till it swoops like it’s in a canter,
And stabs you with its tail.
Oh Human, Oh Human,
So nearly dead,
But he rose up doomin’
The Skaarj instead.
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What do you all think?
An Unreal Poem
- Legendslayer222
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Subject: An Unreal Poem
Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 11:06
- Legendslayer222
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 12:31
Creavion wrote:Tentacles, Flies, Bitterfishes, those ISV Kran Blobbthingies, Predators, Warlord, Skaarj Queen, Space Marines and Spinners are missing...
I don't need to use every monster (and you missed Devilfish).
What do you rhyme with Tentacle? Plentiful? Sentinel? Doesn't really work...
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- Legendslayer222
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:51
Now your getting out of hand... Why don't you go on to list out monsters from other games aswell?
(No... please don't... Comments on the poem would be preffered...)
(No... please don't... Comments on the poem would be preffered...)
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 16:12
It was good
Ignorance is knowing anything
And only idiots know everything
And only idiots know everything
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Post Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 16:25
I want the ONP guy reading it out. Is it possible? (no I'm not joking)
Good job though... you should make some haiku too
Good job though... you should make some haiku too
Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
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Post Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 02:37
Ah haha...made my day
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Waffnuffly: If there is any purpose for the god damned ocean, it is for us to eat it.
Jet_v4.3.5: I want to be Lincoln and kick Satan's ass. Emancipate and Proclimate on his ass.
Waffnuffly: If there is any purpose for the god damned ocean, it is for us to eat it.
Jet_v4.3.5: I want to be Lincoln and kick Satan's ass. Emancipate and Proclimate on his ass.
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Post Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 23:01
NicolasEymerich wrote:I want the ONP guy reading it out. Is it possible? (no I'm not joking)
Good job though... you should make some haiku too
Oh god yes
Ignorance is knowing anything
And only idiots know everything
And only idiots know everything
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Post Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 23:12
NicolasEymerich wrote:I want the ONP guy reading it out.
If anyone has the capabilities to do this, you are welcome to it. Just link the recording to this forum in a format I can listen to.
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