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An Unreal Poem

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 11:06
by Legendslayer222
An Unreal Poem
By Legendslayer222

Oh Skaarj, Oh Skaarj,
He is not easily seen,
He can shot from afar,
And he’s camouflage green.

Oh Merc, Oh Merc,
Such an annoying foe,
He shields like a jerk,
'Till you wanna’ stamp on his toe.

Oh Nali, Oh Nali,
Will help you and pray,
They fought for Na Pali,
But were enslaved anyway.

Oh Brutes, Oh Brutes,
Leave foes like wrecks,
But have brains like newts,
And just don’t have necks.

Oh Krall, Oh Krall,
The Skaarj herd ‘em like sheep,
They’ll act like a pal,
And kill you in your sleep.

Oh Slith, Oh Slith,
Climbing out of the water,
How horrid they writhe,
Shoot ‘em, you oughta’.

Oh Manta, Oh Manta,
Flies with a playful flail,
‘Till it swoops like it’s in a canter,
And stabs you with its tail.

Oh Human, Oh Human,
So nearly dead,
But he rose up doomin’
The Skaarj instead.


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What do you all think?

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 12:16
by Creavion
Tentacles, Flies, Bitterfishes, those ISV Kran Blobbthingies, Predators, Warlord, Skaarj Queen, Space Marines and Spinners are missing...

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 12:31
by Legendslayer222
Creavion wrote:Tentacles, Flies, Bitterfishes, those ISV Kran Blobbthingies, Predators, Warlord, Skaarj Queen, Space Marines and Spinners are missing...


I don't need to use every monster (and you missed Devilfish).

What do you rhyme with Tentacle? Plentiful? Sentinel? Doesn't really work... :rolleyes:

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 13:11
by Creavion
It was.. only a joke? :/
However, nice poem.

And not only Devilfish was missing.. also the Squid.

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 13:50
by Z-enzyme
Also Gasbag... And Pupae... And Titan... And Nali Cow.

What's a Predator?? This RTNP little thing?

Anyway, cool poem.

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:20
by Creavion
qtit wrote:Also Gasbag... And Pupae... And Titan... And Nali Cow.

Ooh ops, I really failed :lol:

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:37
by UBerserker
And Birds. And Horseflies. And the Chameleon. And the Hawk.

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 14:51
by Legendslayer222
Now your getting out of hand... Why don't you go on to list out monsters from other games aswell? :rolleyes:

(No... please don't... Comments on the poem would be preffered...)

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 15:16
by Hellscrag
:lol:

I like it.

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 16:12
by TheIronKnuckle
It was good :tup:

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 16:25
by NicolasEymerich
I want the ONP guy reading it out. Is it possible? (no I'm not joking)

Good job though... you should make some haiku too

Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 02:37
by Shivaxi
Ah haha...made my day :lol:

Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 23:01
by TheIronKnuckle
NicolasEymerich wrote:I want the ONP guy reading it out. Is it possible? (no I'm not joking)

Good job though... you should make some haiku too


Oh god yes :lol:

Posted: 28 Jun 2009, 23:12
by Legendslayer222
NicolasEymerich wrote:I want the ONP guy reading it out.


If anyone has the capabilities to do this, you are welcome to it. Just link the recording to this forum in a format I can listen to.

Posted: 03 Jul 2009, 02:16
by Tal Rasha
amzing!
made my day