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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

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Subject: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 01 Jul 2013, 15:15

Yesterday I needed to fart, but I pushed just that little bit too hard and shit my pants. Thankfully I was at home so I was able to clean myself and change clothes.

This bizarre occurrence got me thinking, and is the inspiration behind this terrible, soon to be closed thread. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done, either accidentally or on purpose?
"If that bitch in Cell 4A keeps looking at me funny, I swear I'm going to rip out her larynx!"

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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 01 Jul 2013, 16:09

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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 01 Jul 2013, 16:32

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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 01 Jul 2013, 19:05

I play WoW...
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 01 Jul 2013, 19:28

SmotPoker wrote:Yesterday I needed to fart, but I pushed just that little bit too hard and shit my pants. Thankfully I was at home so I was able to clean myself and change clothes.

Been there done that.

I went to college.
No, seriously, stupidest thing I've ever done? Hmm.
Two weeks ago me and my almost girlfriend went to a club. We got completely wasted, drunk beyond belief. First time in my life I was stoned that hard. Around midnight we got back to a hotel (yea, a hotel, it takes me 9 hours to get where she lives and her parents not exactly know about my existence - whole case is screwed up badly) and... Well, nothing happened really, nothing serious, the thing is she remembers nothing... I remember everything... Almost. But I guess it's okay, we still hang around, nothing changed. I'm going to visit her this week again. NO DRINKING.

I smoked a cigarette two weeks ago. Never again.

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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 00:35

Dropped 25i-nbome. Was simultaneously the worst and best thing I could ever have done. I ended up in hospital tho. Probably should have gone for LSD and its 50 years of brute force hippy testing instead. Will never know now :)

I don't rate alcohol, weed, coke, caffeine etc. Massive waste of time and energy imo. But I do think that everyone should try a psychedelic at least twice in their lifetime: once to have a good trip, and once to have the bad trip that ensures you get your life away from substance and back on track.
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 01:28

Fell Out Of This World

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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 01:30

"BobIsUnreal fell out of the world!" I have to think of the dumbest thing I've done in my life as I've done ALOT...
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 07:59

Jigoku wrote:"BobIsUnreal fell out of the world!" I have to think of the dumbest thing I've done in my life as I've done ALOT...


I think changing your name from Waffnuffly to 'Jigoku' is certainly among them. :lol:
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 08:07

SmotPoker wrote:
Jigoku wrote:"BobIsUnreal fell out of the world!" I have to think of the dumbest thing I've done in my life as I've done ALOT...


I think changing your name from Waffnuffly to 'Jigoku' is certainly among them. :lol:
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2727748211/c3d0981ae770f926eedf4eda7505b006.jpeg ... I'm not Waffnuffly. LOL, I was All Rights Reserved before Jigoku. :P
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 08:09

Oh! Your avatar threw me out. Sneaky bum.
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 08:11

That's the second dumbest thing you done! :P
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 08:14

Oh yeah? And what's the first? >:(
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Subject: Re: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Post Posted: 02 Jul 2013, 08:23

You said it in the op. :P I'm just playing around.
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