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Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

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Subject: Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

Post Posted: 14 Jan 2015, 20:35

And I don't mean any of that 'jelly and juice' shit, I'm talking a real party, baby.
Beers, music, occasional competitions, hot women, waking up surrounded by used AutoMag clips and Pupae carcasses everywhere. That kind of party.

Transport would be provided to and from Na Pali, obviously.
And obviously there wouldn't be any hostile creatures there (aside from the Pupae) because this party would take place after the Skaarj have been shown the door.

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Subject: Re: Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

Post Posted: 14 Jan 2015, 23:25

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Subject: Re: Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

Post Posted: 14 Jan 2015, 23:38

Wowow. Not THAT sort of party... XD
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Subject: Re: Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

Post Posted: 15 Jan 2015, 00:08

The Sunspire. Plenty of private corners for people to slink off into, including ready-made darkened bedrooms, and a convenient outdoor ledge to vomit over. Said really obnoxiously drunk people could then "accidentally" fall over the side and down into the lava below, leaving the world populated by a slightly more civilised population.
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Subject: Re: Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

Post Posted: 15 Jan 2015, 00:46

My random ass Google map cuz there's a disco party with strippers!

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Subject: Re: Which of the Unreal maps would be the best for hosting a massive party?

Post Posted: 16 Jan 2015, 02:08

BUFF SKELETON wrote:> Entry.unr


Wow. TIL instead of having the Unreal Tournament logo just appear after the intro, they have the player run at a texture on a wall that is the Unreal Tournament font. I can't quite put my finger on why this seems so hilariously cheap to me.

Anyway, back on topic:

My vote is Harobed Village, because the only kind of party the Skaarj know is a raiding party.
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